Day 13 : Chat Room Fiction

Internet is an extraordinary thing. I can't even imagine a world without it. We are surrounded with tech and internet wherever we go. Almost every waking moment of our lives is chained to the web.

They are actually researching some sort of psychological condition where people actually dream about posting on Facebook and browsing the news-feed.

That is just like this article I read the other day - List of diseases blamed on the Internet.

I frankly think the internet gets a bad rap. It is really not that bad guys. Imagine a time when you had to actually stop your car and ask someone for directions to that hip Thai restaurant. 

God forbid, us asking our colleagues directly if they have been to that place and what they thought of the food there? What if they invite themselves over into your dinner plans? 

WTF guys, you are talking about me aren't ya?

Ignore. The internet has saved us a lot of such confrontation and emotional confusion. 

Yeah, dude. We could all very well do without actually sitting and thinking about how we feel about our own lives. Or others.

Time that could be easily better spent watching the latest season of the House of Cards.

Go Team Claire! 

Claire is a wuss.

Your a wuss.

It is spelled you're. Diphit. 

I just read the link you sent, maan. That's some cray s*it right there. And them seniors say THEY had it bad. The atom bomb, the Kargil war, WTC.

Heck, they were even scared shitless of the number 2000 during the Y2K panic. Bunch of pussies. 

Exactly. We have far more serious thing to worry about. 

Like. Darn it, ya'll see my birthday party photo I posted up last week. How the heck did I get only eighty goddamn likes! And how the hell did only thirty damn people commented on it!!!

I liked I commented, dude. For real!!1 

None from my Pune team mates did. Bunch of pricks I tell you. Always hated them, yes TJ, I am talking about you. 

Yo, not cool man. I wasn't online all week. 

Ya, nobody believes you Teej. 

Seriously dude, I tell you. People get no love these days. What does a guy have to do get a few likes? Damn. 

And yo. Heard of that new Apple commotion about doing away with the encryption in their smartphones?

WTF. OMG. Do you think they'd get into those pictures, boo?

Dude! IM me pvtly. 

Seriously, guys?

Damn man. Just when I am about to switch from android to iOS. If they do it in their markets, they'd do the same everywhere else 2. 

Thanks, Feds. Thanks, real kind of you. 

Last one hour in a fic group chat. Pretty awesome way to spend time, right. Whining about the internet. Some people have way too much time on their hands.

Oh wait, a new like on my GOT tweet. Yay!